#841

• How do you have a party in outer space?
• You plan-et.

#842

• If two collars had a race, how would it end?
• In a tie.

#843

• Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?
• Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

#844

• What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
• Iceberg.

#845

• What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
• Quatro sinko.

#846

• Why do pigs make good spies?
• They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

#847

• What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?
• A tyrannosaucer.

#848

• What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
• "Do you smell carrot?"

#849

• What do you call an earthquake fault?
• A topographical error.

#850

• What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?
• Oh-lay!